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HBS Guy

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In my last position in the Public Service I hated and despised my boss.

One day I gave him a note: Sue Ridge wanted him to ring. The number I gave was the Bolivar Sewerage Works. Sue Ridge, geddit?

He came out his office โ€œI wasted TWENTY MINUTES trying to contact that person before we worked out it was a prank!โ€ I could hardly stop myself from bursting into laughter. Twenty minutes? Faaark what an idiot!
 

HBS Guy

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This comet can make you blind!

Methanol!

Astronomers studying the interstellar visitor 3I/ATLAS have discovered the comet is unusually rich in alcohol โ€” a chemical clue that could reveal how planets and icy bodies form around other stars.

Using the powerful radio antennas of the Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array (ALMA) in Chile, researchers detected extremely strong signals of methanol (CH3OH), a simple alcohol molecule, in the comet's expanding cloud of gas.

As 3I/ATLAS approached the sun and sunlight warmed its icy surface, it released gas and dust, forming a glowing halo โ€” or coma โ€” around its core, which allowed ALMA to analyze the comet's chemical composition in detail.
https://www.space.com/astronomy/com...las-is-bursting-with-methanol-new-study-finds
 

HBS Guy

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I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today.
Itโ€™s my thirty-second birthday.
 

HBS Guy

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Lost in space | Sperm in space are likely to get disoriented and lost while struggling to find their way to an egg, according to researchers at Adelaide University whose study adds to interest in how humans might reproduce and breed animals in extraterrestrial habitats.


There you go!
 

SethBullock

Captain Bullock
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Dad jokes:

What do you call a funny motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha.

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

I accidentally sprayed Axe body spray in my mouth. Now I talk with an Axe scent.

Yesterday I went for a job interview. They said, "Describe yourself in one word."
I said, "Bad at following directions."

Last night I was attacked by a group of circus clowns, but I won.
I went straight for the juggler.

:bgrin
 
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